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“Oh my lord, I’ve got to tell ya, I went through your blog a while ago and I noticed alot of the shower faucet thingy where you let it run over you. And I was like, "What? so silly!” Haha but I tried it a couple of weeks ago and

I draw something again, I tried shading it but I suck big ball at it so this will have to do.I usually imagine Chrysalis as weak and frail in body so I have no idea why I draw her like this, but I did and it was fun.do tell me what you guys think of it,

Didn’t I told you that allowing your wife to wear that dress to your boss’ party was more or less like telling him that there’s nothing you would enjoy more than being his cuckold. Well, it happens that it was what he and your wife thoug

Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers

incestamy: Since I’m not sure how to tell my brother that I want him. I “accidently” sent this pic to him, and made it seem like I was trying to send it to someone else. Hopefully he likes what he sees.

How disconcerting it was, when mother would tell me that I was too quiet and sensitive for a boy.How she would warn me, that if I kept on being more like a girl, when puberty finally came, that I would grow in the same manner as all the girls, and that

bbluejoseph:sepulchritude:sepulchritude:I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch

consulting-cannibal: so i decided to do this meme and i was like “I’LL ONLY DO IT IF THE FIRST ONE I GET IS REALLY FUCKIN COOL” AND LET ME TELL YOU I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

I had like such a huge crush on him when I saw him at the end and I was like 9 when I first saw it and to this day when ever someone mentions this movie I tell them I had a crush on the cat and everyone looks at me weird

Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was like 1am and I was in bed and my phone stared ringing and it was my dad.. I was like what the heck?? And answered a confused hello??“Hey were you asleep?”“Uhhh no?? Whats up??”“Ok

kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly

haiku-robot: requiemgrey: jinlinli: So I just had the most harrowing ten minutes of my life. Twenty minutes ago, my mom called me to tell me she loved me, and she kept repeating it over and over. And she sounded like she was crying, and I was so scared

one-for-all-plus-ultra: legitimatelala: signlesstheredbloodedtroll: toriana2nice: toriana2nice: where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up

vampireapologist:Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just

It kinda sucked back then cause i can remember going to visit my grandparents and it was like every year someone i grew up with got married, and my grandma especially would be like “Eddie are you gay? If you gay you can tell me i know you Americans

mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is

….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level

lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women

twilightown: one of my favorite things is when I tell people I worked in Disney World and they automatically ask “who were you???” um the churro girl

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

unprofessionally: I’ve grown into a habit of staying to watch the credits and stay in theaters until the very end, when the projector is turned off. I was happy I stayed until the bitter end of Wreck It Ralph, and discovered a half-glitched Disney

I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels really weird not to have super long hair anymore

I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not

aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re

My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t

I had a Speech class in my second year in college (it was a requirement) and I had to make up a speech I was unable to do in class due to me being me. So it was just me and the teacher and she kept telling me to keep eye contact but I kept looking away

incognergroes: tkdancer: incognergroes: rasdivine: This is exactly the mindset of many, many Brazilians. When I was born, it was like a celebration and everyone was telling my mom how lucky she was to have such a white daughter. It’s fucked up.

randomanimosity: Okay, so usually not my type of things…but, I really liked this movie. it was good! Luis, you’ve seen it, right? Yeah I saw it with Renee IIRC. We were the one telling you to see it :] I liked this movie too, the florist is awesome,

principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario

mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know

romakoto: we never talk about makoto’s face in episode 6 when haru has to tell a love story like when haru stands up to start of the story and then when he’s telling and then upon hearing it was just a waterfall boy’s relieved

incognergroes: tkdancer: incognergroes: rasdivine: This is exactly the mindset of many, many Brazilians. When I was born, it was like a celebration and everyone was telling my mom how lucky she was to have such a white daughter. It’s fucked up.

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

lilsugar2u: The whole reason this blog was started was when I dyed my hair from blonde to brown it was like I unleashed my naughty side and I find it exciting :) but tell me do y’all like the blonde or brown more? Hit my inbox up!

sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind

destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

mommybenefits: True story. I think my son was jacking off this morning i found tissue in his room and it was so heavy and i smell it omg it made me eat the tissue smells like his cum and it was so much and fresh. I was telling myself oh my handsome son

wlllow: Some lady called in and wanted me to shop for her cause she was on crutches and I was like lol ok and when she came I walked her stuff out and put it in her car and she was like ur so nice who do I call to tell them how good u are and I just

trashboat: ghostboy-official: trashboat: i was face to face with a bear the other day and i reallly cannot tell you how much we underestimate those animals. like i’ve seen a few obviously but never that close and it was terrifying Damn :/ he was

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

awesomemccoolname: gemmxow-deactivated20200612: It was like Rose Tyler fell out of the sky, and Amy was determined to be her friend. #They would tell stories about how the Doctor changed their lives #swap notes on the regenerations and their quirks #Amy

stilescavanaugh: get to know me meme: [3/15] favorite pairings » derek and meredith ↳ “The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn’t my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like

fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

heartbeatdancerdreamer: eirwneia: heck-hath-no-fury: ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed

"For me, I wanted it to be more dramatic than it was. When I did tell her, I sat around with her and told her, and then she was like, “Cool. What do you want for dinner?” It wasn’t even anything. People would ask me, “When did you know?” or

girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup is worth around 跌 I was literally over my grandma’s once and all I did was look at it and she was like “YOU WANT IT” and I was like uh “GO AHEAD TAKE IT IT’S YOURS” so now it

I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes

hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui

Like a Drunken Athena

my mom is the chillest mofo out here and like no one can ever beat her like she’s truly the ultimate so while I was gone she happened upon an old movie called Stella Dallas and said it was about a mother-daughter relationship and so I downloaded

im gonna tell you guys another gross story about 2-3 years back i had some afternoon literature classes in my college and i was waiting for my dad to pick me up after it so i was waiting inside the building, sitting on this bench, lots of ppl walk by

im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident, i once reblogged a Sylveon gif and i got an anon telling me to tag it and any and all Sylveon posts and i was like ???? unfollow me, and they threw a fit in my askbox saying they hate Sylveon

peleides: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through

like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are

Growing up I always did well in like, everything. School, sports, whatever. So like there came a time when my mom stopped being proud of me. At least outwardly. I was always really proud of telling my mom when I did well on a test or won something and

when people tell me i look like rebecca sugar: tha nk yo u….

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”

You ever tell someone your wrong age? Cause I did that a few days ago and it’s still bothering me lol

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